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Mitchellism 

A comment, statement or question that is so unbelievable that it just might possibly be true.
Said by a man who thinks he will make a woman collapse twitching in a puddle of their own bodily fluids at the sight of him and the sound of his voice.
When talking to a woman "Now I don't admit this very often but I play Netball" "Wow, what a Mitchellism, that is so unbelievable that you must be talking the truth, let me take my pants off"
Mitchellism by faggy4387 October 20, 2011
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Michelleish 

smart, Pretty, So ...Michelleish

NERDY,
OUTGOING
LOSERISH
HOTT
YOU KNOW ALL THE GOOD STUFF :)
Me:so what are you doing tonight?

Her:Oh you know being michelleish

Me: Oh can i join? it sounds fun!

Her: ITS NOT FUN AT ALL!!!!!
Michelleish by Emmster September 28, 2009
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michelleion 

A number that is more than a million, a billion, and a ka-trillion... (not sure if that's even a number)
I have a michelleion different reasons why I don't want to go the football game.
michelleion by Hoyu November 5, 2008

Michellesque 

Adjective: 1. of or relating to Michelle Saldana and her actions. 2.
Extremely sarcastic humor that may make other people laugh or feel insulted: “The girl made fun of a friend’s new haircut and said she looked ugly but some people thought her michellesque humor was rude.” 3. Complicated, indecisive, extremely frustrating to others who are trying to figure out how another feels. “He was trying to figure out what he had done wrong but her Michellesque personality didn’t let him get the full explanation.” 4. Makes the best out of bad situations, smiles even if there is nothing to smile about. “The teenage girls went to a Dora the Explorer concert, but felt out of place with the toddlers running around. The girls just laughed like a true michellesque person would.” 5. interacts with people from different areas to avoid the drama of a small community high school. “All the michellesque girl does is hang out with people from Westchester, to avoid the drama that happens at her school in El Segundo.” 6. Likes to be right, no matter how wrong she may be. “She was making no sense at all and I tried to make her understand, but her michellesque ways didn’t want to budge.”

Synonyms: stubborn, happy, sarcastic, sunshine, short, hypnotic, senseless, indecisive, complicated, jittery, vibrant, funny, intense

Antonyms: dull, sensible, tall, decisive, boring, hermit

Etymology: Resembling the life situation that Michelle Saldana (1991-
To present) goes through. Originated from Peru, and internationalized in Los Angeles, California.

References: Michellesque is heavily inspired by the song “Feeling Myself “by Mac Dre. Most specifically by the song lyric” I'm out of this world, not your run of the mill'n”. There are not many people that embody the Michellesque persona. It takes time and experience to really understand what this word may actually mean.
that girl is so rude its funny. shes michellesque
Michellesque by miichelle March 4, 2009