When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.
When a couple with more than twoextra tyres between them participate in bedtime activities. Usually one or more tyres are moved in order to achieve the activity.
“Honey my tyre is looking good after dinner today”
“Mmm, I love that darling we can go upstairs and do the Michelin Man tonight”
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."