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Michelin Man 

When a large man, with at least one belly roll is recieving a blowjob, he takes said roll and places it on top of a girl's head.
Did you hear about larry? he Michelin Manned that chick last night
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michelin man 

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.
You’re just a michelin man.
michelin man by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Michelin Man 

When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.
Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?

Michelin man 

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man
You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man

Michelin Man 

Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.
Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!
Michelin Man by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019

The Michelin Man 

When a couple with more than two extra tyres between them participate in bedtime activities. Usually one or more tyres are moved in order to achieve the activity.
“Honey my tyre is looking good after dinner today”

“Mmm, I love that darling we can go upstairs and do the Michelin Man tonight”
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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