slapshotpeewee9's definitions

Michelin Man

When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.

Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?

by slapshotpeewee9 May 8, 2007

Smack-A-Jack

To slap another with enough force to knock some sense back upon them.

Louie im going to smack-a-jack you so fast!!!

by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007

Flamming Amazon

A sexual act in which during sexual intercourse, before a man comes to orgasm, pulls out his penis and lights the girls pbes on fire. Then squirts his semin on it to put it out.

I juts gave her a Flamming amazon.

by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007

Jabber Jaw

A sexual act in which a girl, while performing oral sex on a male, moves her bottom jaw forward, behind the sack, and itches the man's gouche.

That Girl gave me a sweet jabber jaw!!!!

by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007