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Micheal G 

The type of guy that will tell you that they are in love with you. Every time they get drunk even though they have a serious girlfriend He will tell you that you are amazing and beautiful and there is no girl like you in the world. and when hey finally break up and you and him start going out and fucking and cuddling he will tell that he isn't the right guy for you at this time and that you and him will never be anything but friends who just happened to hook up. hes the worst type of guy, becauase he is a nice guy. until he is not.
"i dont get it he told me he loves me and now were nothing."
"what did you execpt, its micheal G"
Micheal G by dumbbitchclub June 23, 2019
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Micheal Gunn

To smooth talk your way to having sex with a girl and "Fuck and Chuck"
Yeah I wouldn't date that girl, but I would Micheal Gunn her
Micheal Gunn by Ronnie G. September 30, 2007

MICHAEL G 

a cumbumbaby (someone who was conceived via his dads bum, after being penetrated by his mums magic strap on)
michael g is such a cumbumbaby
MICHAEL G by baileyj420 September 3, 2021

who has the biggest pp micheal or gabe

Gabe does
who has the biggest pp micheal or gabe?
Gabe has a 8 inch peen
Mikey has a 1 centimeter Peter

micheal jordan aint got shit on me! 

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.
zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

getting George Micheal'd 

A term used when someone gets broken up with the day after a birthday or major hoilday. However, it's most commonly used for getting broken up with the day after Christmas. The term references the 1984 song by Wham! "Last Christmas", where in the song, George Michael sings "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away".
Getting George Micheal'd

"I can't believe my girlfriend just broke up with me right after christmas"
"oh yikes, looks like you got George Micheal'd"

Michael Gove 

Backstabbing Tory git - Nickname 'Gover'
To be 'Govered' - New rhyming slang for 'To be fucked over' See Boris Johnson v Michael Gove re: Brexit
Michael Gove by Billy Bags July 3, 2016