Michael-sexual

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Michael sexual identification: an individual (of any gender) who had an attraction & sexual attraction to Michael Thomas however while any gender and personal may be attracted to Michael this sexuality may only be claimed via Alicia Gumm's.

Alicia is very attracted to Michael and only Michael so is Michael-sexual

Michael-sexual by Slipthot November 23, 2022

Words you can keep

michaelsexual

Atraction only for McPlayGT

-Hey person! You have a boyfriend or...?
-Sorry, I'm michaelsexual

michaelsexual by Topercerka January 2, 2021

michaelsexual

You’re In love with Michael Langdon......like MADLY in love.

friend: do you have a crush on anyone atm?

me: YES i’m michaelsexual

michaelsexual by michael langdons wife January 6, 2021

michaelsexual

someone who is in love with Michael Clifford from 5 seconds of summer

Person 1: Hey do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Person 2: Actually I’m michaelsexual.

michaelsexual by valntyne_ January 5, 2021

Michaelsexual

Michael Langdon the antichrist in American Horror Story is my only sexuality he’s the hottest devil son alive

Person “Hey girl you wanna date?”
Girl “No bitch i’m michaelsexual i’ll only date you if your a hot antichrist 🙄”

Michaelsexual by Michaels Whore January 7, 2021

michaelsexual

Being in love or attracted to Michael

Langdon for American Horror Story ❤

Y/N:I'm so in love with Michael..

Me: u are michaelsexual

michaelsexual :
Michael Langdon ❤ your lover lol

michaelsexual by Morrow Langdon February 28, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026