Michael Morris

A True god in the eyes of some, he was raised under a father who plays Golf 24/7, living off the bare minimum of earnings from the local pizza shop. Michael is funny, charming but most of all, has a magnificent hair line. His stance alone places his holy seed inside any woman in a 10 mile radius. He is the man, the myth, the legend.
"Omg is that Michael Morris. Wow. This is the best day of my life"
by Tigbitties1600 June 13, 2018
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vast fortune owns multiples chipotles and 50% of the buccees empire.
He knows Andrew Tate!

Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme

Rockafeller who?
My boy Michael Morris has so much wealth he literally just fucked around and bought 5 chipotles today”
by chris hansen1 August 15, 2022
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