Michael May 

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

Michael May by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

Michael Maybe

A 'Michael Mabey', is a polite way to put something off, when actually the teller knows the answer is going to be "no".

Friend 1: Hey wanna go the movies?
Friend 2: Who's going?
Friend 1: Tom, Dick, and Harry
Friend 2: Maybe...
Friend 1: Hey your pulling a 'Michael Maybe' aren't you?
Friend 2: Maybe...

Michael Maybe by Mykal Lawrence July 12, 2006

michael mayer 

Retarded peice of shot

Oh I feel like such a Michael Mayer

michael mayer by DeathMachine005 May 22, 2018

michael maynes 

Michael Maynes is the godliest gamer of them all.

Run! It’s Michael Maynes!!!

michael maynes by DabMaster34 November 11, 2019

mayor michael nutter 

he uses the word jawn, because hes a DAYYUUUMM black guy.

Hey do you think Philadelphia is full of coons? Hell yeah, ever since mayor michael nutter took over and was all like YOOO im Ben Carson before Ben carson, Carsception mother fuckers.

mayor michael nutter by hitlertoall September 6, 2016

Michaelbaytion 

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.

1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.

Michaelbaytion by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009

MichaelBaySplosion 

A huge, over-exaggerated explosion, often seen in many Michael Bay movies and some video games. The explosion is always unrealistic (if not most of the time).

Guy 1: Hey man, you seen the new Transformers movie?
Guy 2: Pfff, nah man. Way too many MichaelBaySplosions.

MichaelBaySplosion by Percival Sweetwater III June 23, 2011