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Michael Crawford 

Only the MOST badass singer ever. Tends to give both straight and gay people of both genders orgasms. Very British. Very good looking in his younger years, still not all that bad.

Best known for being in a popular britcom called, "Some Mothers Do 'ave 'em" in which he played a neurotic slightly fruity character named Frank Spencer and also made insanely famous by playing The Phantom (or Erik, for the original book lovers.) in Andrew Lloyd Webber's "The Phantom of the Opera".

Generally not associated with anything outside Andrew Lloyd Webber now. Not widely known anymore. Height of career sometime in the 80's.

Has been in several plays as well including (but not limited to) the following: Phantom of the Opera, Woman in White, Charly, Barnum
Michael Crawford gives all the ladies joygasms.
Michael Crawford by Ingenue September 29, 2005
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Michael Crawford 

A black hair dude with autism and is not cool, he may be nice and cocky, but he is also very stubbern.
Michael Crawford is the worst person of my life, I mean he is good looking, but um he is too mean for ladys.

Michael Crawford 

Very ugly and has autism, and also has no sweetness to people and also very unkind to people.
Michael Crawford is the worst person anyone has ever met, so I don't wanna invite that thing anywhere.

Bryce Michael Crawford 

michael craxford

A guy who loves to kill the happy mood in the room by only walking into said room.
Quote: Common Enemy- Get Michael Craxford
michael craxford by BobTheBlob September 9, 2014
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019