Michael Beck

Is an american actor whose career looked bright after starring in the successful film The Warriors in 1979, but then basically killed his career by starring in the box office bomb film Xanadu in 1980.
He even said himself "The warriors opened alot of doors for me, which Xanadu then closed."

Michael Beck's career pretty much went straight to hell after Xanadu.
Michael Beck: Curse you Oliva-Newton John!

Michael Beck by Morovzny January 12, 2008

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Michael Becker

The thiccest, cutest person alive. It has been scientifically proven that Michael Becker is indeed the cutest. So don't fight anyone on it.

Did you see Michael Becker he was looking like a whole shnack today
I want Michael Becker to have my children.

Michael Becker by notthecuteone2.0 November 23, 2018

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michaela anne beck

the most amazing girl ever(:. always a joy to be around. a great person. the most accepting person.

i love michaela anne beck

michaela anne beck by cutiewithabooty. April 7, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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