Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.

"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"

michael (mike) reynolds by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018

Mike (Michael)

I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.

My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.

My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.

My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.

My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.

My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.

I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3

Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.

I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3

Mike (Michael) by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey)

Complete dumbass

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that said “Green sign”

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) by Hahaahahaloser May 14, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026