Miami Breakfast

a breakfast consisting of a plate of blow, a cigarette and an alcoholic beverage of choice!

John awoke after a long night of partying in Vegas, only to start the morning off with a line of blow followed by a cigarette and a sip of cognac. (Thus, a Miami Breakfast)

Miami Breakfast by dmj3882 June 8, 2010

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Miami Breakfast

when someone snorts a line of cocaine anytime of the day or night, to start off their day, night, or to get a second wind to a long day or night

Example 1)
Kirk had a long day, we should sit down to a Miami Breakfast, so he will be fresh for tonight.

Example2)
Dustin: Why is Mike so energized this morning, after a long night?

Brett: Oh, He had a Miami Breakfast first thing this morning.

Miami Breakfast by IceColdChillen June 19, 2010

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Miami Breakfast

When you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob.

We would've got to the beach sooner, but we decided to go for a nice Miami Breakfast first.

Miami Breakfast by Asmodeuss July 21, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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