Mezgec 

The act of appearing to know what you are doing, when in reality, you are very scared and apprehensive.

Just put it through BluePortal mate... what is BluePortal... It'll be right... Fuck fuck fuck, I'm gonna Mezgec this so hard.

Mezgec by NWMOSG July 15, 2020

mergecat 

a cat kept in a car and thrown out the window as a diversion when traffic wont let you merge.

man! i just could not get on to the interstate! lucky i had a few mergecats onboard... threw a few out and i was straight in.

mergecat by cnschulz June 26, 2009

mezger

michael cera lookin ass

wow look at his mezger haircut

mezger by 232323232323 December 28, 2009

mezechef 

Mezechef is a super swag person who is very kind and is found in twitch streamers streams (mostly small communities) and uses the winky face very often

Person1: dude mezechef is so swag
Person2: ikr they are my bestie

mezechef by Mezechef May 25, 2021

mergeclochard 

The affectionate nickname for a moderator who merges similar threads on a regular basis.

Named after NBF's Off Topic moderator.

"Dude, your thread just got mergeclocharded! Next time use the search you n00b!"

mergeclochard by member May 23, 2006