mergecat 

a cat kept in a car and thrown out the window as a diversion when traffic wont let you merge.

man! i just could not get on to the interstate! lucky i had a few mergecats onboard... threw a few out and i was straight in.

mergecat by cnschulz June 26, 2009

mergelated 

To be trapped in a one on one meeting with one's boss, supervisor or coworker. salamanated

I was standing at the urinal being mergelated beyond belief

mergelated by netteach March 14, 2003

Merecat Geyser 

When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.

"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".

Merecat Geyser by Arizona Concept June 9, 2016