An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!
Mexican-Grinch -
person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOO, Mexican- Grinch!!!!!
person 1- fuck.
person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOO, Mexican- Grinch!!!!!
person 1- fuck.
by Viva La Donald December 29, 2017
An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!
person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOOO, Mexican-Grinch!!!!
person 1- Fuck.
person 2- "NOOOOO, Mexican-Grinch!!!!
person 1- Fuck.
by Viva La Donald December 29, 2017
When you are weed eating in shorts and your legs get covered in grass making you look like a wetback working hard with a lawn
I worked all day on that lawn yesterday in only shorts, by the end of the day I had Mexican Grinch Legs that took the next week to get rid of.
by ItsSexyBeast March 13, 2018