When you ensert 1/3 cup of any multi-purpose glue into your asshole. Steadly insert a popsicle stick into your asshole sqeeze your ass shut and hold for 25 minutes. when glue has dried ensert a butterknife into your asshole and pry the surrounding glue open until the popsicle comes out. Then enjoy.
For better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it
For better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it
Tim: Dude my asshole hurts so bad
Casey: No shit but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle
Casey: No shit but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle
by Moldymoonpie February 18, 2010
a Mexican popsicle is a sex position that is performed by having a beaner leap a fence directly into a vagina.
by theaverageblackman December 10, 2021
A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
by Seven71hatesme November 25, 2021
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"
Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
by TheDarbster July 21, 2022