Mexican Burrito
A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.
Mexican Burrito by Mike122344 March 13, 2009
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mexican burrito
the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo
jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"
mexican burrito by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022
Mexican Burrito
A Mexican Burrito is when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick, making your dick all shitty. You then give her a shit stache, literally.. you give her a mustache with the shit on your dick.
Mexican Burrito by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008
Mexican Burrito
Mexican Burrito by LSD MILF BONG June 29, 2009
Meaty Mexican burrito
When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.
Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito
Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice
Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice
Meaty Mexican burrito by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021
Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob
When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)
Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009
2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito
A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.
Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days
2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021
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