Metro Man

A Metro Man is basically a vain creature who is in love with his own reflection and persona.

They love to blow dry their hair while looking at themselves in the mirror. They spend massive amounts of time shopping for clothes, the newest technology and anything that can make them "Look Cool" to other people.

They also spend countless dollars on face & skin lotions, shampoos, colones, & grooming accessories.

They are usually Cheaters and Players and make horrible boyfriends, husbands or "Life Partners." They are so vain that when they have sex, they are usually imagining fucking themselves.

Reiner is such a Metro Man as he stands in a long, adoring gaze in front of his Bathroom Vanity with his hairdryer and $180's worth of beauty aids laid out before him.

Metro Man by Tina from the BGCA August 8, 2014

metro man

A heterosexual man whose masculinity goes beyond the stereotyped masculine, thus, he is not confined to a normative definition of masculinity, defining and expressing his sexuality creatively. They are secure in their sexuality, and their sensitivity, intuition and penchant for grooming, style and fashion doesn't make them feel any less masculine or any less heterosexual. A metro man is the image of a modern man."

A metrosexual is a metro man.

metro man by Buddyhunk February 11, 2004

Metro Man

someone who isn't average, they are usually metrosexual, worries about the wrong things and sometimes used as an insult towards another friend.

when your day is going bad just call your friend a metro man, it makes the world right-side up again.

example: Chase you are a metro man, " no you are a metro man " oh yeah you are right!

Metro Man by Sandwhich maker April 9, 2021

Mero-mano

Word:mero-mano
Definition:
A personal hunch, baseless speculation, or a biased opinion presented with absolute confidence as if it were a hard fact. It refers to a "made-up truth" or a fabricated narrative created on the spot instead of using objective reality.Originally coined in a dream where a stranger used it to shut down an unverified argument.
Example:Person A: "I'm telling you, the store is definitely closed today because the parking lot looks empty."Person B: "That's pure mero-mano. I s."Tags:slang, facts, rumor, dream, logic, debate, opinion, fabricated, hunch

Word:mero-mano
Definition:
A personal hunch, baseless speculation, or a biased opinion presented with absolute confidence as if it were a hard fact. It refers to a "made-up truth" or a fabricated narrative created on the spot instead of using objective reality.Originally coined in a dream where a stranger used it to shut down an unverified argument.
Example:Person A: "I'm telling you, the store is definitely closed today because the parking lot looks empty."Person B: "That's pure mero-mano. I s."Tags:slang, facts, rumor, dream, logic, debate, opinion, fabricated, hunch

Mero-mano by Creamée June 7, 2026

metromance 

A unique relationship with someone on your regular metro commute - consummated mainly by winks, waves, and smiles.

Jim: Who is that blonde you just waved to?

Me: I dont now her name, we've been having a metromance for the past few months. I call her 8th St. cuz that's her stop.

metromance by dajonts December 9, 2010

.9.Yo Meto Mas Maños Que Lo Manos.9. 

.9.Yo Meto Mas Maños Que Lo Manos.9.

.9.Yo Meto Mas Maños Que Lo Manos.9.

.9.Yo Meto Mas Maños Que Lo Manos.9. by IAlimiAipiuiloisAI July 31, 2025

.9.Yo Meto Mas Manos Que Lo Manos.9. 

.9.Yo Meto Mas Manos Que Lo Manos.9.

.9.Yo Meto Mas Manos Que Lo Manos.9.

.9.Yo Meto Mas Manos Que Lo Manos.9. by IAlimiAipiuiloisAI July 31, 2025