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Metallivore 

An underrated and largely unknown Speed/Thrash metal band that formed sometime in 1994, the founder, Dave Burton, claims he knew Metallica and Megadeth before they were in their respective bands, and so has drawn lots of inspiration from them.

Dave Burton is both singer and lead guitarist, and currently tours with Jay Houston (guitars), Ted Manley (bass), and Sean Cuniff IV (drums).

Some of their former members included Eric Avalon (a drummer who later left in 1996 and joined some viking metal band called 'Vikingness') Andy Rickman (their talented lead bassist who died during a tragic accident involving a tour bus in 1997) and Colin Elfman (a guitarist who used to be in Dr. Punch, and left in 2001).

Metallivore's three known albums include:

Puppers Sell Peace but the Master says No (1996)

Lightning is My Business . . . and the Ride is Good (1998)

The Countdown does Justice for all Extinction (2000)

They haven't officially disbanded, despite the now poisonous relationship betwixt Dave and Sean, but Metallivore hasn't enjoyed much success over the years and it doesn't look like their sales warrant enough to justify another tour. We can only hope that they'll show up to a few concerts in New England, though.
Metallivore will be playing soon with Immaculate Deception, Sauropod, and Asteroid. I can hardly wait!
Metallivore by Killing Kittens October 27, 2004
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Metallivirgin 

A person who hasn't been to a Metallica concert, especially a fan.
He's still a Metallivirgin, but not for long; tonight we're going to take him to see Metallica!
Metallivirgin by thrashwolf666 November 15, 2010

Metalliboner

when you listin to metallica so much and you still love it with every fiber of your being and your penis gets hard but then when you stop listining to it you lose the boner
guy 1: omg dude i was listining to master of puppets today and i got a raging metalliboner

guy 2: ok?

guy 1: yup but then the song ended and it went away....

guy 2: lolz
Metalliboner by metallifannn12345 November 29, 2009

Metallikaren 

Someone who loves metal but if a show is not at one specific venue they will go online and shit all over the show, even if they like the bands, because it's not at the one venue they prefer to go. Another example would be a 5 band bill and they love 4 bands on the show, but they complain because 1 of the 5 bands is not their cup of tea.
Oh did you see that sick tour that got announced? Yeah, but it's all the way across town a whole 7 miles from my apartment.

Dude stop being such a fucking Metallikaren
Metallikaren by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023
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