metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

dingus malingus by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

Pingus Malingus 

Pingus Malingus is something that you can only say to your Friends when they are being annoying but smart little fucks. This is specifically not used when they have done a transgression that is virtually impossible to fix. In that situation you would call them a MF Pingus Malingus.

"Haha lol I put a dropper under your Minecraft chest into a extremely long rail and Redstone system to my base."
"You little Pingus Malingus I will find you and kill you."
"Lol I burned your diamonds in lava."

Pingus Malingus by DootDootGang May 24, 2019

Metaling

The act of listening to, or playing metal music.

Person 1: Hey bro you coming to metal with us?

Person 2: You guys are Metaling? Of course ill come!

Metaling by THE Metaler July 31, 2010

Malingus 

Noun.
1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.

“That Malingus is pretty scary!”
“Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”

Malingus by Malingus September 14, 2021

metalitus 

a disease in which somebody makes a sudden shift in music taste to any form of metal. they then become obsessed with metal for many years to come and end up worshipping some icon or symbol for a metal band. The largest prone to this disease are males between the ages of 13-19.

Example 1
Father Jim: "Hello son, i heard you got metalitus. Is this going to change your belief in the lord almighty?"
Kid: "ALL HALE METAL!!!"

Example 2
Joe: "Hey you alright man? You've been acting a little strange ever since you got metalitus."
Will: "PRAIISEEE EDDIE!!!!!!!!"

metalitus by metal gawd February 15, 2010

Fetalingus 

The act or process of attempting cunnilingus while female projects a fetus at high speed into mouth of innocent cunniling-guy.

"By gollie Jeffery, I was trying to perform cunnilingus on Peggy-Sue when a fetus flew into my face! Thats Fetalingus!"

Fetalingus by Dick-Cheney July 12, 2007