metalitus

a disease in which somebody makes a sudden shift in music taste to any form of metal. they then become obsessed with metal for many years to come and end up worshipping some icon or symbol for a metal band. The largest prone to this disease are males between the ages of 13-19.

Example 1
Father Jim: "Hello son, i heard you got metalitus. Is this going to change your belief in the lord almighty?"
Kid: "ALL HALE METAL!!!"

Example 2
Joe: "Hey you alright man? You've been acting a little strange ever since you got metalitus."
Will: "PRAIISEEE EDDIE!!!!!!!!"

by metal gawd February 15, 2010

metalingus

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

metaliteral

When a statement is both metaphorical and literal at the same time.

Justin's friends wanted him to wake up metaliterally, both from his state of sleep and to the fact that he was wasting his days being a hermit in his room.

by Ruck87 March 10, 2008

Metalitopia

An overwhelming feeling of purity and perfect peace of the state of mind that is free from craving, anger and other afflictive states while one is a listening to or attending a Heavy Metal concert. The philosophical concept that we all could live in a perfect world if everyone just listened to a little metal music.

"Are you going to Children of Bodom next month?" "Definitely bro, it'll be metalitopia!"

by MetallicDevil September 4, 2009

MrTalious

MrTalious is the name of an American-known Roblox YouTuber. He has been creating gaming content on YouTube since August 18th, 2019 when he created his channel, and has a following of over 700 subscribers and runs multiple channels. His videos usually consist of funny Roblox gameplay videos, with MrTalious giving his reactions and thoughts on the game and occasionally he makes tutorial videos.

MrTalious is a YouTuber

by User2984696 March 1, 2022

Mellitus

Extreme version of diabetes; (term) referred to as Mellitus instead.
Similar to Triabeetus, Mellitus is only used in situations of awe or mega astonishment.

When you see someone with not only diabetes, but the beetus, kind of like that exept with Mellitus. People with Mellitus is considered unhealthy betics. Have you ever been to a hospital and seen a dude with just straight up Triabeetus, perhaps even Quadrabeetus? I'm talking with diabetic neuropathy, the works. That is call Diabeetus Mellitus.

by Flan boy June 16, 2010

Metaltits

Pierced Nipples

Geraldine Rivera is Metaltits

by metaltits October 16, 2012