metal pipe 

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

metal pipe by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

Metal Pipe 

Boing

"i just hit a guy with a Metal Pipe

Metal Pipe by TyreseNiggerson January 23, 2024

falling metal pipe 

when the metal pipe falls over it goes something like:
dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

person 1: BRO WATCH OUT THAT METAL PIPE BOUTTA FALL
person 2: AH HELL NAH I DIDNT WATCH IT
the falling metal pipe from across the room: dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

falling metal pipe by waoighowegh April 15, 2023

metal cvc pipe 

either its short and undesirable or long and hard and desirable

this is SUCH a LONG HARD AND FIRM metal CVC pipe

metal cvc pipe by bobthebuilderinmybed69 April 21, 2022