metal pipe

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

metal pipe by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

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Metal Pipe

Boing

"i just hit a guy with a Metal Pipe

Metal Pipe by TyreseNiggerson January 23, 2024

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falling metal pipe

when the metal pipe falls over it goes something like:
dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

person 1: BRO WATCH OUT THAT METAL PIPE BOUTTA FALL
person 2: AH HELL NAH I DIDNT WATCH IT
the falling metal pipe from across the room: dhagdhdhhahdhwjduuuun

falling metal pipe by waoighowegh April 15, 2023

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metal cvc pipe

either its short and undesirable or long and hard and desirable

this is SUCH a LONG HARD AND FIRM metal CVC pipe

metal cvc pipe by bobthebuilderinmybed69 April 21, 2022

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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