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Mess Yourself 

To do extremely hard maserbation - boy or girl - and squirt/cum all over yourself.
Masterbates:
Cums all over himself

This would be a mess Yourself moment
Mess Yourself by DannyGsmethwick October 22, 2018
Words you can keep

messyourself 

the best the funniest youtuber in this planet doesent do it for views acts like we are his friends which is really cool and most importantly he is very underrated
yo this is messyourself dont mess with him

MessYourself 

Messyourself is a British-Indian YouTuber who is known for his reaction videos and gaming videos. People say he was the best in the mid 2010s. However, he has not posted a video since April 2022, so all I do is watch the videos he made before that. My favorite messyourself videos are probably the what would you do ones, the would you rather ones, and the what could go wrong ones. He has a tendency of saying the British curse word “bloody” equivalent to “damn/fuxking” which has caused me to be an addict to the word. He also has other channels which are SpookyWooky (scary stories/games channel) MessYourself Gaming (self explanatory) MessYourself Animations (same as last one) British Brandon (vlog channel) and I forgot to mention that he now has a girlfriend which I have seen in his there are 2 types of people in this world video and in the struggles only girls understand video.
MessYourself when encountering a religious question in a Would You Rather video: Now do I wanna do a section on religion?/Is this a religious question? I think it is! *puts a 🚫 on him with a cancel sound effect*

Other quotes:
Would you rather suck 1 titty (watermelon) or suck 2 titties? (2 watermelons)? (At the beginning of his first WYR video)

BANANA-

Does it look like I wanna die? *screen turns black and white* Yes it does.

Hello everyone, how is everyone doing? It is messyourself here and today, we are gonna be…..

What the shit?

Buh-bye.
MessYourself by wubbableseiebe July 10, 2022
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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