Merriette

The sweetest love you could ever imagine.

I remind you of sweet merriette it's hard to find a guy like me.

Merriette by Chris prays April 3, 2020

mariette 

A girl with one of the best personalities ever. Also super hot and awesome. They also have a really good taste in music and a positive attitude.

That person is such a mariette

mariette by sl1m sh@dy November 29, 2011

Mariette 

Mariettes are one of the best friends ever, so if you have one, keep her close because she will rock your world! She is extremely nice, honest, trustworthy, and just pretty damn cool. Mariettes tend to be kind of awkward at times, which gives her that unique quirkiness that just puts a smile on your face and love her even more. Mariettes know when to be calm and trustworthy and know when to be fun and outrageous. She is cool to hang around during the day, but when it turns to night she is let loose and Mariettes can turn completely WILD! Mariettes are so intelligent and smart it's unbelievable, and she loves her books, reading 24/7. Mariettes are tall and have an amazing body and a beautiful face. Her eyes twinkle and her nose crinkles up when she smiles and her hair shines in the sunlight, making her basically irresistible.

Did you see Mariette today?! She looks wildly gorgeous!

Mariette by snowbug August 20, 2013

Merritt's Law

An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.

You started using memes instead of words so, according to Merritt's Law, you lost!

Merritt's Law by publicdefender November 17, 2016

mariette 

somebody who is really cool and is a hot piece of ass

1. mariette is hot
2. mariette has nice hair
3. mariette has good taste in music

mariette by mariette June 29, 2008

Merritt

A super hot brunette who is hotter than the sun
She had a hot bod that makes guys drool
She is not a fan of white foods
She is a very talented singer, dancer, artist, poet, and comedian
Her milkshakes really do bring all the boys to the yard

Every guy ever: Woah! That girl must be a Merritt! She hotter than the sun!

Merritt by Omgitsnatalieaaaaaaa June 21, 2014

Bryan Merritt

The act of having unprotected sex, usually resulting in pregnancy.

Me and my girlfriend totally pulled a Bryan Merritt last night. She is buying a pregnancy test now.

Bryan Merritt by Acheron Raene August 1, 2011