Mermaid Scales 

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

Mermaid Scales by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

scales: mermaids are real 

A movie with many plot hole, a high edit bugdget, and other confusing things, its almost like the people who directed it were high off of crack

p1: have you ever heard of scales: mermaids are real ?

p2: oh yeah,the movie where the main character is a derranged murder

p1: and a mermaid

scales: mermaids are real by theKidCoreCARROT January 31, 2022