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Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.
My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.
by mandingoe April 19, 2004
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Pubic wig, often used by prostitutes who have been infected with or are trying to avoid pubic lice.
Amy: "Karen, my crotch is itchen pretty bad, there may be lice... what should i do?"
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"

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Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin."
by Emily McMahan May 25, 2006
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yet another def...

In military terms, most especially the Navy, merkin is pubic hair left behind on either a toilet seat, or the rim of a men's urinal. More closely associated to women's restrooms than to men's, but applies to both.

A source of great consternation for those assigned the task of 'cleaning the head(restroom)'.
Jay - "Dude, check out all this fucking merkin on the shitter seat!"

Bob - "Thats foul bro! I aint cleaning that up... its your turn!"
by Kitten Huffer Extrordinaire February 24, 2008
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A white trash American. Based on the way said people mispronounce "American."
Lets go to the monster truck show and look at all the merkins!

I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.
by Doctor Huang April 08, 2011
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Belinda, having undergone chemotherapy for the past couple months, resorted to wearing a merkin.
by Huh? December 04, 2003
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Often worn in Roman times, a 'merkin' is a female pubic wig.
Give us a niff of ya merkin, Marcia.
by Kegsie December 23, 2006
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