Amy: "Karen, my crotch is itchen pretty bad, there may be lice... what should i do?"
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"
or
Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin."
Karen: "Shave it all off and get yourself a merkin!!!"
or
Person 1: "i met this prostitute and she was wearing a fucia pubic wig.. whats that called again?"
Person 2: " oh, person 1, thats just a merkin."
by Emily McMahan May 25, 2006
yet another def...
In military terms, most especially the Navy, merkin is pubic hair left behind on either a toilet seat, or the rim of a men's urinal. More closely associated to women's restrooms than to men's, but applies to both.
A source of great consternation for those assigned the task of 'cleaning the head(restroom)'.
In military terms, most especially the Navy, merkin is pubic hair left behind on either a toilet seat, or the rim of a men's urinal. More closely associated to women's restrooms than to men's, but applies to both.
A source of great consternation for those assigned the task of 'cleaning the head(restroom)'.
Jay - "Dude, check out all this fucking merkin on the shitter seat!"
Bob - "Thats foul bro! I aint cleaning that up... its your turn!"
Bob - "Thats foul bro! I aint cleaning that up... its your turn!"
by Kitten Huffer Extrordinaire February 24, 2008
by noodlenoggin98 October 08, 2009
Lets go to the monster truck show and look at all the merkins!
I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.
I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.
by Doctor Huang April 08, 2011
by Huh? December 04, 2003
by Kegsie December 23, 2006
Mar 5 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose