merkin

a) A pubic wig

b) A citizen of the United States of America, particularly of the 'flyover states'

Ah'm prahd ter be a Merkin.

by enitharmon March 17, 2005

Leftpondia

The United States of America.

So called because it is in the left-hand side of the Pond3. Its inhabitants are Leftpondians, in the absence of a suitable word that doesn't implicitly include Canadians, Mexicans, etc.

<i>Atonement</i> is going on limited release in Leftpondia in November.

by Enitharmon September 20, 2007