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Merk session

To scream or yell out obscene words or phrases as you drive past people walking in your car. Better to merk at hot bitches. Always puts a smile on your face
Mark screamed out "suck me bitch" as we drove by these two girls, it was a successful merk session.

MerK Shot 

-A Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Trickshot specialized by I8N MerK.

-Class NEEDED: Intervention, Clamore, and amazing no scoping ability

-The difficult shot is performed by reloding the intervention, jumping off a high platform, knife in mid air while doing a 360, claymore then tap y (xbox) / triangle (PS3), and lastly shoot the no scope to rape the guy.
(gaming on Call of Duty) O Shit! I merked this guy with the MerK Shot!
MerK Shot by I8N MerK April 30, 2011

Merek Story 

a story that builds tension leading up to a climax and then ends without a resolution.
I was walking in the amazon rainforest and a it was really foggy so i couldnt see enything. The fog was so dense that i couldnt see my hand in front of me. I thought something was about to attack me...then nothing did.

Wow, what a Merek Story
Merek Story by dudeman-swag September 25, 2011

Merk Sose 

When you fuck shit up (in a good way ofcourse), in pretty much any sense.
Dude, last night, i saw Betty Bose Merk Sose on the beer pong table. She was crazy good.
Merk Sose by Betty Bose November 13, 2011

Merk Sauce 

1. Pooping in someone's mouth

2. Sauce used when tossing someone's salad
I just dumped merk sauce all over that dudes cake hole.
Merk Sauce by brochamp17 March 18, 2011

merk-stache 

a mustache that kills your game unless you're vertically smash'n, swagged out, cowboy dean... with a 'stache.
Guy) Hey babe, wanna go back to my place later tonight?
Girl) Sorry, you don't have enough game to where a merk-stache.
merk-stache by ajdean389 January 11, 2010