mendota

trashy town full of hoes etc...

mendota is full of hoes

mendota by mendota basically February 5, 2017

Mendota

Little small town, little under 8,000 people. Ran by cousin luvin’ rednecks with a dash of annoying Mexicans and a sprinkle of 2-3 whitewashed African Americans. Welcoming peice of shit town but you readin this you jus won’t quite fit in darn it!

Mendotas whitest is the next best thing since slice bread.

Mendota by Cornlovinmothertrucker5 October 13, 2018

Mendota Heights 

One of the richest city’s in Minnesota. The city has a substantially higher income than other suburbs of its size. Much higher income than any of the west suburbs that are big. Residents don’t have a nickname like other suburbs. People that live there think they're better than others by birth in such an expensive and awesome place. The city's high school, Henry Sibley, known as Sibley is incredibly talented at Basketball, Math team, and Debate. It also excels at Tennis. Basically anything rich white kids are good at. It also has one of the best high school science programs in the country. Many houses in Mendota Heights are valued well over a million dollars. It’s awesome! Basically if a person can afford to live there, it gives people an unwritten right that they're better than people in other cities.

Awesome Rich Upscale Mendota Heights

Mendota Heights by whitey98 March 11, 2009

Mendota Heights 

A city in the southern suburbs of the Twin Cities, in Minnesota. Population is 12,000 roughly. Is in a completely separate league financially from other suburbs that are equal or bigger in population and "famous" for their wealth; like Eden Prairie, Edina and Minnetonka. Some Kids that live there seem to want to be gangsta, they'll drive around in their Cadillac Escalade's and BMW's blasting rap with the windows down. That, however, is about the closest they will ever get to Murderapolis. The females at Sibley High in the city have their Louis Vuitton and Coach bags, and guys have their Ralph Lauren and Lacoste shirts. They really are about as far from the ghetto as one can be. The city has many parks, many are expansive, and well kept; and provide a place to constantly groom Sibley's next super crop of tennis players.

(A kid on a street corner in Eagan): I can see by that white kid's Range Rover, and his blasting rap, he must be from Mendota Heights.

Mendota Heights by freddy12 March 13, 2009

Mendoza Eyes 

The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.

Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!

Mendoza Eyes by fuckingshitshit October 27, 2014

Luis Mendoza

The hottest hockey player you’ll ever see.

Me: Isn’t Luis Mendoza hot?!!
Friend: Luis who?
Me: you live under a rock.

Luis Mendoza by brysnowden13 August 7, 2019

Cheesy Mendoza

When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.

The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?

Cheesy Mendoza by Jarvis McHamsfly April 15, 2010