Memory loss 

Being depressed can make it difficult to pay attention and focus, which can affect memory. Stress and anxiety can also get in the way of concentration. When you are tense and your mind is overstimulated or distracted, your ability to remember can suffer.

Memory loss

Memory loss by mennäperille December 7, 2019

Memory Loss 

When you stutter and go completely blank in the middle of a sentence and continue saying Whatchamacallit or um.

"Yeah, I feel like, um, Whatchamacallit---Whatchamacallit-------Whatchamacallit! Wait what? ""Memory Loss"

Memory Loss by Lostandconfused? November 8, 2021

Memory Loss 

Ah shit, I forgot

Memory loss??

Memory Loss by Colrocks September 7, 2022

Memory Loss Monday

When you don’t remember anything on Monday's because you don’t pay attention and have memory loss

I had a “memory loss Monday”

Memory Loss Monday by Sneakylink1569 November 16, 2021

Short Dick Memory Loss 

One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.

Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.

A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.

SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)

Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.

Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.

Short Dick Memory Loss by TheRealZeusypoo March 28, 2022

muscle memory-loss

1. When you know how to do something really well, but when you try to show people you suddenly can't seem to do it.
2. When you can do something without thinking about it, but when you consciously engage in said activity, you constantly fail at it.

I tried to show off to my friends how well I could ice skate, but I was struck by an acute case of muscle memory-loss and I fell on my ass. They wouldn't believe that I was ever good at it afterwards.

muscle memory-loss by das.sprache.meister February 26, 2015

selective memory loss 

Condition where you choose things you want to forget not always on purpose.

Reena: do you remember that time in sixth grade where the teachers put us in that room when we were crying?
Matty: Umm, no?
Reena: really?
Matty:Oh shoot i must have selected it!
Reena: ugh, the selective memory loss is back!

selective memory loss by smlchk November 2, 2009