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A person of usually Kurdish origin. As the name suggests this man will know a meme for every given situation you might run into during a whole. He is often referred to as memecan which also indicates the skill in regards to memes. Founder of the meme religion in which he also spend most of his time practicing.
Person A: Memocan is a memelord
Person B: IKR
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Clear Channel Memorandum 

A document distributed by Clear Channel communications to their radio stations following the 9/11 attacks, giving a list of songs that should not be played due to "questionable lyrics". Songs included were "Bodies" by Drowning Pool, "The End" by The Doors, "Rooster" by Alice in Chains, and the entire catalouge of songs by Rage Against the Machine. The list was really more a way for Clear Channel to continue pirating the airwaves by using a horrible tragedy as an excuse to not play songs they don't like. Unsuprisingly Clear Channel denied such a memo existed.
Listener: Yea I'd like to request "Brain Stew" by Green Day.

Radio DJ: Sorry but due to the Clear Channel Memorandum which doesn't exist we can't play that one. How about some nice, clean disco?

Listener: Goodbye forever (hangs up and goes to record stores and the internet for new music from now on)
Memoca is a stupid gay seagull.

It's from the gay game called Wadanohara aka WadaGay
"Dude that fucking seagull is so gay."
"Yeah it's Memoca"
memoca by Douwert January 25, 2018

.momocantdougie 

One of many jjbatardlmao’s hot mutuals and makes amazing content and needs his dicks sucked rn
Have u seen jjbatardlmao’s mutual .momocantdougie? He is so hot and makes great content
.momocantdougie by jjbatardlmao March 16, 2021

memorandum 

memorandum is when you strike the judge in the face with your left shoe during a court session. you then hop up to the nearest table claiming you had a short written statement outlining the terms of an agreement, transaction, or contract. when the marshall runs over to restrain you, you whip out your genitalia and call the marshall mr peepers. then begin to masterbate onto the marshall, while screaming old songs like "my console by Eiffel 65" when the judge regains conscience you strike him/her again with your junk and call it a night....if the marshall calls you the next night.. then the memorandum has been completed.
did you hear? mike finally got his memorandum this weekend at small claims..
"yea... good for him"
memorandum by Dgtlhybrd March 9, 2005

memorandize 

When a ranking (atleast in their eyes) colleague identifies key areas of policy, procedure, nomenclature or other corporate issue.

The letter is almost exclusive sent by e-mail nowadays, but used to be typed and distributed in hard copy. It is meant to provide clarity of the rules, but also to publicly indemnify current and futures violators or said policy, procedure or nomenclature.

Like invoking Miranda Rights upon criminal suspects, the memorandizer hopes to strike fear and compliance into the hearts of would be dissenters and reinforce corporate subordinations.
The new IT Director cruized in just memorandized the shit out of the whole fucking company. Bitch must have sent 10 separate e-mails!
memorandize by mgumber September 29, 2010

Memorandum 

look up the definition of memorandum on google. yes i know this was shit
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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