mellors

someone of a spontaneous nature who often just bursts out with strange comments. Has a tendency to throw objects at innocent bystanders.

Stop being such a mellors
Gosh you are a bit of a mellors today

by lav machine April 30, 2004

PJ Mellors

A blowjob with a delicious creamy twist

Last night my friend gave me a PJ Mellors

by Buttgas March 13, 2026

Tissue-mellons

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.

Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.

by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Mellorine

Sanji's favorite thing to say around nwami swan or robin chwan

Nami: is doing anything
Sanji: mellorine mellorine mellorine...
Robin: is robin

Sanji: mellorine mellorine mellorine

by BIRB December 7, 2019

mellorine

1: Non-dairy alternative to ice cream, wherein other fats are used instead of milk fat. It can be made out of both animal fat and vegetable fat. It has a sweat and delicate taste, just like a fine woman. At least that's what Sanji thinks.
2: An interjection often used in the sight of pure beauty that would be sweet to the taste if it was a food.

1: This mellorine tastes exquisite, just like my Nami-Swan~
2: Mellorine! You're so lovely, Robin-Scwan~

by Sean June 27, 2007

Mellor Up

The act of scratching one's intimate areas ...be they the snatch, gootch, balls or arse crack and smelling the aforementioned fingers in order to see if washing is required. This can escalate,if it is a good vintage, to wafting said fingers in front of someone else's nose whilst shouting 'mellor up'

Hey Janet ....'mellor up'......

by Pies1957 November 3, 2020

melloristic

A derogatory term for a person who, although intelligent, often behaves in an incorrigible or immature manner. Alternatively used to describe incorrigible or intolerable behavior with the intention of reprimanding.

Although the melloristic child failed to complete his homework, he still pulled an A on the test.
The student demonstrated a melloristic disregard for his abilities by failing to complete his homework.

by Rising_Tide December 31, 2016