Melonrider 

Someone entirely deriving their music taste from Anthony Fantano, internet's busiest music nerd, who is generally regarded as a Melon.

"Birds In The Trap Sing McKnight is mid... but Rodeo is a classic!"
"No one asked, Melonrider."

Melonrider by savethejuice November 8, 2023

Meloniser 

A cunt. No other words can describe this person other than a Cunt

Oh Hi Meloniser you cunt

Meloniser by Meloniser February 13, 2017

melonaide 

homestarrunner's favorite drink

"strongbad, did you get that wood from behind marzipan's gazebo?"
"yeah, why?"
"it all started when i decided to drink thirdy-two glasses of melonaide"

melonaide by Maltaithiron + Mraaronguydude February 11, 2004

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider  

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider by One- Knighter August 24, 2008