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Melbourne Cup 

Australia's biggest and richest horse race. The nation stops at 3:10 on the 1st Tuesday of November to watch 'The Cup'.
Won in 2003 by 'Makybe Diva'. Ridden by Glen Boss.
Melbourne Cup by Diego November 5, 2003

Melbourne Cup 

Holding a testical in each hand while performing felatio.

The trophy from which it takes its name has three handles.
Last time I was in Sydney I was invited into the toilets for a Melbourne Cup.
Melbourne Cup by Milliways November 4, 2013

Melbourne Cup 

When a person smuggles Ketamine pills to a nightclub/festival inside a bucket hat.
"How are out getting the stuff in man?" "I'm Melbourne Cupping it"

"Matt is our Melbourne Cup for the day"
Melbourne Cup by Fu_Manchu November 30, 2013

Melbourne Cup 

Makybe Diva was 9/1.
$300 000 Bet = $2 400 000 - Outlay
Melbourne Cup by Diego November 6, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026