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Smart funny beautiful she is unique and powerful nothing can get in her way. Gives bomb head and her pussy is out of this world.
I got me a melanda man, and I’m never going back.
Melanda by Bubbagrump February 1, 2020

Melandri 

Its someone who sometimes drinks coffee and doesn't offer others , and she sometimes drinks her coffee with no sugar but over all she is a coool person and loves saying Oms ,but still she coool .

She needs to know that Cute means ugly but acceptable 😹😹😹.
Melandri: Sup G 😹😹
Melandri by Slick Rick😹😹 July 25, 2021

Malandra 

A Bad bitch with self confidence who runs drugs, uses them or involved in criminal businesses that gain money.
The malandra on my block deals all mda pills
Malandra by Megan Babolal March 21, 2021

Melandré 

The most beautiful, caring, loving, kind person you'll ever come across. She's interesting and full of really weird facts - has really weird thoughts almost 24/7. Always puts everyone else's needs above her own. She's very rare - so when you find her don't let go. She'll always blame herself even when she's not even wrong, because that's just the type of person she is.

Extremely indecisive - but always ends up making the right decision.
Bestest friend you'll ever have - in all honesty closest friend you'll have to family.
She's such a Melandré.
Melandré by micaela kiara December 2, 2021

The Melandri

A sloth like lady who generally comes from Russi but migrates to Paris. Known for the large eating capacity of pasta and kinder surprises, they are often known to leave cupboards open and play golf for large periods whilst using the toilet
How long does it take to use the bathroom? “The must be doing the Melandri”
The Melandri by The cdawg October 23, 2020
Have you heard the song by Milandra?
Milandra by Milandra September 29, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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