Meggy Weggy Peggy

You don't know her, and that's why I'm sorry for you. If you don't know her, is there really even any meaning to your life? (It's also a good nickname to really annoy someone who's nickname is Megan :) )

Random Guy - Yo who's that girl over there livin a good life?
Meggy Weggy Peggy's Best Friend - Ha! You wish that you were Meggy Weggy Peggy!
Meggy Weggy Peggy - My name is Megan you freakin brussel sprout!