Mega pint

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.

Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?

by Adont_hither April 24, 2022

Mega pint

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.

Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?

by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022

Mega Pint

The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.

"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"

by Yohoyoho ho ho ho April 29, 2022

Mega Pint

when you consume a lot of alcohol due to your wife’s devious behaviour

when AmberTurd gets upset for you drinking a Mega Pint of alcohol after she just took a shit on your bed and blamed it on the dog.

by BarryHackz April 26, 2022

Mega pint

A large glass of wine larger than your average pub size glass that is necessary after your abusive wife poops in your bed

Lawyer: you poured yourself a mega pint of wine
King Johnny: A... Mega pint 🤨😏

by Mira Mains May 8, 2022

Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.

Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife

by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022

Mega Pint

Mega=1 million
Mega pint = 1 million pints?

Mega pint = Non existent unit of measurement used to describe the amount of wine required to deal with a gold digging, garbage lady, hoe.

J.D. drank a Mega Pint in an attempt to deal with that bitch Amber Turd.

by HeyItsThisGuy May 19, 2022