Meet Jesus 

A metaphor for death. To meet Jesus is to die, be judged and then meet Jesus. You can meet Jesus by eating KFC (Kentucky From China), or from being unable to frigth back to your instain mother.

Plistinblitzen: I'm the bab
by gotta love me!
Gecock42069: time to kill the baby.
Plistinblitzen: oofenheimer, I have been did done did.
Alphanumeral: ok fux, I'm the only 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚one here so Lenny talk.
Gecock42069: you haven't gone to SUPRA BINYOT LANDE yet.
Plistinblitzen: *fucking dies*
Hodgepodgeman123: I'm with him. *Fucking dies*
Gecock42069: ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
Alphanumeral: I uhh.. need to go meet Jesus bye-bye!
Alphanumeral: *fucking dies*

Meet Jesus by Lightwalker360 March 14, 2020

step out and meet jesus

Taking a risk or some initiative....most often used by Texas women and associated with pulling out into traffic.

**while waiting behind a car to turn onto a contested street and they’ve missed a few chances**
“Some people just don’t know how to step out and meet Jesus”

step out and meet jesus by babs773 May 3, 2018

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus? 

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus? by 69trainboi August 2, 2020