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Parte medico

A phrase that strikes fear in the hearts of real madrid fans, meaning that a player has been injured
Translation: Medical Report
"Did you see the 7th Parte Medico this morning?"

"Yeah Lucas Vazquez tore both his acl's"
Parte medico by XonZone May 15, 2021

el medico 

el medico by eveybean January 7, 2021

Blood Medic 

Blood Medics are the combat infantry medics of the 1-22nd Infantry, 4th Infantry Division. A grim band of badass m-frs who bring their grunts back alive at all cost.
Send in the Blood Medics to set up the Aid Station- the boys are going to go shake down that Taliban village.
Blood Medic by BloodSorcerer August 20, 2013

Medic bag 

Something the PAYDAY Gang is in constant need of, especially Dallas.
AAAAAGH, I NEED A MEDIC BAG -Dallas
Medic bag by Tacticalbananas February 27, 2018
A phrase far too overused by people who play Team Fortress 2. They spam it when they do not need to be healed because they are either:

-trying to get the medic away from healing a person they do not like
-a spy looking for achievements or a free backstab
-plainly an asshole
-a suicide player who wants a spawn that lasts longer than 30 seconds.

This can lead to people muting everyone on their team, turning off their speakers, quitting, or just switching classes. These can lead to miscommunications and no healer classes on the team.

Thus, those who spam MEDIC!! are really just trying to get themselves killed.
You pick a Medic class, not knowing what's about to happen.

Spy disguised as a Sniper: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Heavy: MEDIC!!

Engineer: MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

Another Medic: MEDIC!! MEDIC!!

You: ...I don't want to play this game anymore...
MEDIC!! by Fist of Romulus November 9, 2011

Medicine Hat 

Sometimes referred to as “The Hat” or the “Gas City” A nice city that has a small town vibe to it, also the “sunshine capital” of Canada. Located on the South Saskatchewan River. Population pertaining 40% old fucks, 30% college students. The rest being rich bastards or junkies. Downtown is home to trendy coffee shops, clothing/thrift stores, restaurants, pubs and bars which cater to a mix of hipster-artsy fuck-red neck-douche bags. You’ll likely find a tattoo or cannabis shop on every street. Maybe see some junkies with stolen bikes shooting up at the Circle K.

Favourite pass times of residents include craft beer, weed smoking, golf, getting tattoos, having babies and complaining about how they live in Medicine Hat. A more affordable place to live compared to Calgary.

An alright place to live if you like hiking/biking/walking trails, driving out to Cypress Hills, or craft beer and getting stoned. Redcliff residents will get butt hurt if you say it’s basically a suburb of Medicine Hat. Neighbourhoods include The Flats (ghetto) Riverside (a mix of middle class upper class) Downtown (hipster / artsy fucks and junkies) Ross Glen (middle class / the mall) Crestwood (Upper to middle class) Crescent Heights (middle class) Desert Blume (Rich fucks) Southridge (townhouses / duplexes) Ranchlands (middle to upper class) Meadowlands (old fucks) Norwood (lower to middle class) Conaught (college students)
Ryan: I moved to Medicine Hat, then I got stoned

Sean: They don’t call it the grass city for nothing!
Medicine Hat by canucks188892 November 3, 2022