Meataxe 

Meataxe generally describes someone who is obbsesed with or lives and breathes extreme heavy metal music, i.e. Death Metal, Black Metal and Thrash Metal. A meataxe can generally be distinguished by his or her appearance; long (usually black or fairly dark) hair, some facial hair (for males) whilst wearing camo-cargo shorts or cargo long pants, a black band t'shirt or hoody (for winter)and in many cases a large array of tatoo's but generally little if any piercings. Meataxe's are generally muscular or slightly overweight but not very tall.

"Man that guy is such a massive meataxe"
"Dude your such a fucking meataxe"

Meataxe by nealzy December 9, 2008

mad as a meataxe 

Adj. Exhibiting a high degree of lunacy. Can be associated with homicidal tendencies.

He said he'd been taken up in a spaceship and fucked in the arse by aliens. They'd left a chip up there. Now he's just sitting there, rocking and laughing. He's as mad as a meataxe.

mad as a meataxe by AdamR January 11, 2008

meat axe

A term defining a harcore or tough person or someone with a lot of balls. Genetic anomallies, such as XXY, are often associated with meat axes, as are prison cells, but neither are requisite. Meat axe can be used with a positive intention.

That guy is a fucken meat axe.
He made that jump...what a meat axe.

meat axe by JB February 28, 2005

meat axe

A Bloody Idiot, or a fucking tool. eg a fucking dumb cunt

that cunt is a fucking meat axe..
used as
"he is a fucking meat axe rugby player"

meat axe by king tiger July 11, 2006

Meatage 

Slang for male genitals.

"She swallowed my meatage."

Meatage by Sycron June 28, 2004

Meataverse

A modern synonym for meatspace. Similar to the opposite of cyberspace, but for the Metaverse.

Antonym for 'Metaverse'. A real, physical place populated by actual people made of meat. (AKA, IRL).

Sandy: Do you wanna meet in the metaverse and play a round of VR Minigolf later?

Andy: Sorry, my wife made a reservation at a restaurant in the meataverse for tonight, so I'll have to pass this time.

Meataverse by badlearner March 2, 2022

Meat-Axe 

1. A Meat-Axe is a person that is very good with a member of the opposite sex. A Meat-Axe is usually a male and can be very persuasive to females. Usually very confident in Himself he can Handle rejection because he will most likely have the second definition of Meat-Axe
2. Meat-Axe can also be reference to the size of a males Penis. Meat-Axe means the bearer has an abnormally large Penis

1. Man Jimmy is such a Meat-Axe, look at him go
2. Oh man i was talking to jess and she said Dave as A Meat-Axe
Combined: Wow from what I hear Bruce is a Meat-Axe with a Meat-Axe

Meat-Axe by nager_red September 29, 2009