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Meat Mittens 

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.
Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.
Meat Mittens by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015

canadian meat mittens 

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.
Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!
canadian meat mittens by Little BB November 23, 2013

meat mitten 

woman's genitalia creating warming hand garment (cf: snatch)
gis a look at yer meat mitten
meat mitten by Kirst December 24, 2003

Meat Mitten 

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.
Meat Mitten by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010