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Mississippi Meat Handled 

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.
Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

professional meat handler 

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

professional meat handler 

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

Master meat handler 

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.
Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

meathandler 

a term used to describe a person that is undesirable in soceity
loser:Guys lets go outside and play!
Cool Dudes: Shut the F@ck up you meathandler!
meathandler by t-nob April 8, 2007

meathandler 

a person named Brent. He works meat thoroughly with his bootyhole, hands, and mouth
Work that meat Brent! You're such a meathandler!
meathandler by poopman123456 July 21, 2009