meat dildo

The penis. Can also be used in a non-sexual sense, such as indicating the urinal use of the penis

"Sorry guys, I got to drain the meat dildo" - Achewood

by Edward Tambling May 30, 2008

Meat dildo

Meat dildo: noun; a penis, dick, cock, wood, shlong.

When someone is called as a meat dildo it means that they have a nice piece of meat in their pants waiting for someone to unpackaged his meat dildo and get fucked.

her: "hey, can you be my meat dildo?"
Him: "Sure, come get it while its still fresh"

by Fhsbridnw July 2, 2023