Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.
Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend
Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend
by Elias Dimitri Melas December 28, 2021
by BrainPhrozen December 7, 2014
Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.
She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.
She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.
by VSkizzle February 7, 2007
A ceremonial horn used to celebrate the beginning of the traditional weekly feast. The feast occurs every Friday, which is considered the holiest day of the week on the Five Guys calendar. Much like the sleigh bell from the Polar Express, only those who truly believe can actually hear its sweet, meaty song.
by step-hoe July 31, 2009