Meat Poop

n. A term coined by Epic Meal Time to describe any meat based food product in tube form i.g. sausages.

Dude, squeeze out some of that delicious meat poop into my mouth.

Meat Poop by PAYNUS October 26, 2012

poop meat 

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.

I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."

poop meat by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011

poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

poop seeking meat missile by Grande John July 21, 2006

poopy meat 

moist poop in a brown cotton bag that people like to eat.

im so excited to go out to eat tonight! im going to have some poopy meat.

poopy meat by bigrobosack August 10, 2017

Meatpoop

A great nickname when you can not think of one for a girl named Emma.

Ella- "How have we not thought of a nickname for Emma yet?'
Trinity-"Oh! I think I have the perfect one! Meatpoop!"

Meatpoop by triniqueef October 20, 2025