Meat Fountain

When an army of fourth graders take a poop in your front lawn.

Angry Person: Holy s***!?! Those fourth graders just meat fountained my lawn!!

by dinotacular January 9, 2009

Meat Fountain

A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.

So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.

by Creatures of the Night August 8, 2009