meat clown 

1) The Macdonalds Clown, Ronald Macdonald

2) A penis

3) A male who thinks with his cock

1) You'll have fun with the meat clown at macdonalds

2) Man my meat clown threw up on her beef curtains

3) Jeez, do you always let ronald macdonald do your thinking

meat clown by The fondler March 30, 2007

Underground Meat Clown 

A joke made in reference to the Deltarune character Jevil by Toby Fox on the Undertale 6th Anniversary Livestream.

What were you thinking of?
The Underground Meat Clown.
What's the Underground Meat Clown?
You'll have to figure that out for yourself. But now I'm gonna have to go ahead and make an entry on Urban Dictionary for you to find, otherwise you'll see the other entries for Meat Clown and think it's something sexual, which would make me sound creepy and weird in retrospect.

Underground Meat Clown by The One Who Said Cheese August 22, 2023

cyclops meat clown 

another slang for the penis

If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight

cyclops meat clown by Rod Fury May 4, 2006

Florida Meat Clown 

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.

Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

Florida Meat Clown by LemmeLickems July 3, 2015

cyclops meat clown 

another word for cock

won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?

cyclops meat clown by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

cyclops meat clown 

another name for your dick

little suzie's afraid of the circus because of the cyclops meat clown

cyclops meat clown by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

Clown Meat 

The meat McDonald's uses in their hamburgers. Originally a joint venture between Monstano and McDonald's Restaurant chain, using breakthrough genetic modification techniques, gonna horribly awry. Ronald McDonald was artificially insemination with his own gametes, and produced two perfectly obese male offspring whom he named "100%," and "Beef." These offspring were then genetically modified to reproduce with a gestation rate faster than that of cattle, and with a litter of approximately 35 clowns, averaging over 500lbs. Seeing the potential for return on investment, McDonald's then trademarked the phrase "100% Beef," paying homage to Ronald McDonald's first two inbred sons. Fortunately, no cattle are ever harmed by McDonald's, because their hamburgers are made with the choice meat of inbred clowns.

Let's go get some Clown Meat sandwiches at McDonald's!

McDonald's is humane and supported by PeTA, because they use choice cut Clown Meat.

Clown Meat by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016