meat cigar

a long 60 ring hard, erect cigar between a man's legs made of man meat. like any cigar a meat cigar gets smaller (turns into a cigar butt) after it's been smoked (or blown).

she smoked his seven inch meat cigar so thoroughly that his cigar was only a half inch long after she got done smoking it.

by titus June 16, 2004

meat cigar

1.a cigar made out of meat A.K.A Schlong, dong, woody, wang, etc.

don loves to smoke meat cigars!

by Woodrow May 06, 2003

meat cigar

meat cigars is my giant wang being puffed on by brian's mom

Brian: "Mom, what're you doing?"
His Mom: "MMmmmmMMormrbsbmdmmmm" (Can't hear her cause my meat cigar is in her mouf)

by wantsome August 12, 2004

meat cigars

homosexual oriented music

Dude, the Cure is all about meat cigars

by Punk May 11, 2003

smoke meat cigars

engage in felatio

She smokes meat cigars
I like to smoke meat cigars

by ComanderKeen April 13, 2003

Smoke a meat cigar

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

meat cigars

The coolest band in the world

Man that Meat Cigars show last night rocked so hard my arms fell off!

by Funk April 25, 2003