A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.
Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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Medical / Verb ~ when a male individual from the same ethnic denomination places their thumbs together extending the lesser fingers laterally in an effort to denote waist and buttock ratios in the opposite sex where body fat is of concern.
Her ass fits perfectly per my ass measuring measurements.
by Fester fester November 15, 2013
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A name you use to call people that never gives up. Just like a measuring tape, that person always pulls back to where they got to and thrive.
That person never gives up! He must be a measuring tape
by Handlerock September 23, 2019
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When asking someone if they "measure up", you are asking them if they have a large penis greater than their country's average size.
"Hey, do you measure up?"
by Bigmike6726 May 15, 2019
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A stick that measures. Generally used by teachers who are poor and cannot afford another means of pointing at retarded lesson plans that no one is paying attention to.
Why is that teacher stroking that measuring stick?
by ceige March 21, 2006
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A varying unit of measurement relative to the Length and Diameter of the Professor's Penis.
He's got a Justice meat horse; Justice Measurement.
by Professor_Holmes November 16, 2021
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