Measuring Stick

A stick that measures. Generally used by teachers who are poor and cannot afford another means of pointing at retarded lesson plans that no one is paying attention to.

Why is that teacher stroking that measuring stick?

by ceige April 5, 2006

human measuring stick

a girl who is bounced around a freind group enough to memorize everyones dick size.

ask that girl how big my dick is , shes our human measuring stick

by zeek_ae86 September 17, 2019