mcquirk

A person with a depressingly small and shrivelled penis. They regularly rub their penises on cheese and finger their own anus

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coach mcguirk

The best character on the tv show "home
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A person who ditches people, without them noticing. Probably because they don't want to hang out with them, or don't want to be seen with them.

Girl 1: Where's Shanaynay?
Girl 2: Damn! She just pulled a McQuicky on us!

McQuicky by McQuickster December 16, 2008

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Dude I am so ashamed of myself, I got a McQuickie from this huge ass chick last night.

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Any random, unintelligable, gibberish uttered by a intoxicated person.

God, Ben drunk dialed me last night and left me a 5 minute voice mail of nothing but Shirt McGuirk.

Shirt Mcguirk by Rawlz March 24, 2005

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A masterbation technique that alows one to use his previous load as lubricant for his second jerk.

After catching his mess in his right hand, Zach used his lil swimmers as lubricant in his second jerk, which was the infamous jizzy mcquire.

jizzy mcquire by mikesegy September 26, 2008

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Cheap, fast, violent oral sex in the bathroom stall of a McDonald's.

Lucy's such a slut! She gave Thomas a McQuicky last Sunday before church.

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